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Dirty Harry Expands On 'A Man's Got To Know His Limitations' -- by Michael Fowler

‘A bootlegger’s got to know his imitations.’

‘A pothead’s got to know his inhalations.’

‘A pornographer’s got to know his titillations.’

‘A border agent’s got to know his deportations.’

‘A dentist’s got to know his fluoridations.’

‘An innkeeper’s got to know his rustications.’

‘A wolfman’s got to know his ululations.’

‘A butthead’s got to know his bifurcations.’

‘A Satanist’s got to know his desecrations.’

‘A Beach Boy’s got to know his excitations.’