The thing about former Vice President Al Gore and motivational speaker Anthony Robbins is that they are the same person.

Don't believe me? Well, I don't believe you.

Shhhhhh… no more fighting. Lets just take a look at the empirical evidence…

Al Gore	Anthony Robbins
Vice President Al Gore was born on March 31, 1948.	Anthony Robbins was also born (maybe).
Former Vice President Gore received a degree in government with honors from Harvard University and attended Vanderbilt University Divinity School as well Vanderbilt Law School.	Anthony Robbins divined his wisdom from a glowing green crystal, given to him by his father Jor-el, which contained the planet Krypton's amassed knowledge of personal, professional, and organizational turnaround. **Read More about this fascinating tale.**
After graduating from College, Al Gore volunteered for enlistment in the U.S. Army and served in Vietnam.	Anthony Robbins is an Army of one (and I'll totally bet you he has killed at least one person. I'm saying at least one).
Vice President Gore owns a small farm near Carthage, TN.	Tony Robbins also owns a small farm near Carthage, TN, as well as ¾ of the world's natural resources and a gigantic secret fortress hidden deep in the heart of the Grand Canyon.
Al Gore and his wife Tipper have four children: Karenna, Kristin, Sarah, and Albert III.	Tony Robbins has no children of his own, but he does resemble a large, caramel-colored child.
Gore and his family attend New Salem Missionary Baptist Church in Carthage.	Anthony Robbins doesn't need to go to church because he is God, Christ, Savior of Man.
Clinton & Gore led this country into a period of sustained economic growth marked by 16.7 million new jobs and the lowest combined rate of unemployment, inflation, and mortgage rates in 28 years.	Anthony Robbins helped make some really powerful audiotapes that empower you with powerful inner power (even though you're obviously a loser for listening to them. Loser).
Al Gore was derided for using his White House influence to illegally solicit millions of dollars from Chinese contributors.	Mao based most of his "Little Red Book" on things Tony had said to him while they were fly-fishing in Jackson Hole.
In 2002 Al Gore won the popular vote of the American people by 539,897 votes, but eventually 'lost' the election	Anthony Robbins has also won the popular vote of the American people, selling 24 million educational audiotapes in less than five years, Yet he also remains a loser.
After losing the Presidential election, which he won, Al Gore retreated to his farm in Tennessee and grew a beard to 'hide from the world'.	Anthony Robbins has never lost anything in his entire life, but he still wears a technologically advanced "Anthony Robbins" polyurethane mask to hide his horrible facial disfigurement (received in the Faustian bargain Robbins made with the 'visitors').
Al Gore got his salad tossed by Jeb Bush.	Anthony Robbins also likes getting tossed by fat retards.
Al Gore "invented the internet".	Tony Robbins "fucked your mother".
Al Gore is the author of the best-selling books Joined At the Heart, The Spirit of Family, and Earth in the Balance: Ecology and the Human Spirit.	Tony Robbins also authored 3 best selling books, (which is all the more impressive when you consider that he can't read).
Al Gore looks a little bit like Anthony Robbins.	Anthony Robbins looks a lot like Al Gore, were Al Gore to be drawn by a mediocre 8th grade Art student.
Vice President Al Gore served as an advisor to U.S President Bill Clinton, a U.S Cabinet member, President of the U.S. Senate, and a member of the National Security Council. For two decades, Al Gore has devoted his life to garnering political support and raising public awareness of political, ecological, and economic issues effecting the world. Through his work he has inspired the development of a new generation of vehicle, helped stabilize climate change, increased sustainable development, and aggressively promoted new environmental technologies.	Tony Robbins has a fucking sweet Tan

Ummm….yeah. You were wrong.

It's ok, though. Let's just go get some ice cream and forget about it.