in search of the absurd: fiction & nonfiction
The Black Helicopter -- by OLB
(11/6/2006)
I did not kill that guy.
So why do you drive
Around in the sky
Outside the window of
My high-rise office?
Are you from the UN
Like they told me at
Militia Camp?
If you are, have you seen
Kofi Annan there?
Why don't you fly
In a Plane?
Do you have guns
That rotate as they fire bullets?
Let's say you're
Wearing a helicopter helmet.
I'll bet it's hard to see
What your face looks like,
What with the built-in
Sun glasses visor thing.
That probably helped
When you were in
Vietnam, mowing down
Charlie as he hid in a
Grain Silo,
Because if Charlie
Looked up at you
As you strafed him
(Rat-a-tat-tat)
You would look like Boba Fett
Instead of a guy from Ohio .
