in search of the absurd: fiction & nonfiction
Worse than hair -- by OLB
(11/7/2004)
Things worse than hair a house guest could leave on your bar of shower soap:
- Ham
- Dry ice
- Spray-painted graffiti
- Watermelon Jolly Rancher
- Nova Lox
- Lipstick (stick, not smudge, of)
- Photograph of your sister
- Your driver's license
- World's smallest bicycle
- One staple
- Coating of anthrax
- Soap engraving of Tom DeLay's phone number
