Essays, Fictions, Etc. -
by Omar B.
Friday, 18 December 2009 22:03
Ideas for "Mis-Fortunes" -- alternatives to the traditional cookies.
- Who's ever done anything for you?
- Your job hates you more than you hate it.
- You think you've got it hard.
- You think you're tired.
- The road to hell is paved with good intentions.
- You are a very grave disappointment to those who care about you.
- I have seen you before.
- It's not clear what your strengths are.
- This is a plea for help.
- What good are you?
- Think of one good thing you've ever done--hard, right?
- You drink whiskey, but you still look weak.