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Home > Essays & Fictions > by Omar B. > Mama's Gonna Take Care of You
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Essays, Fictions, Etc. - by Omar B.
Wednesday, 06 January 2010 21:48


An eight-year-old boy and his mother in their kitchen. The mother is cleaning a fish with a large knife, wearing a hooded sweatshirt and just underwear, no pants. Also Timberland workboots.


Boy:
Mama, can I ask you something?

Mama: Fish. We're having fish.

Boy: What?

Mama: It's a damn fish.

Boy: Not that.

Mama: What?

Boy: Do you like my pets?

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Mama: Which one?

Boy: Like, David the mole?

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Mama: He's ok. We're having fish tonight.

Boy: I like David, too. How about Rod?

Mama: Rod the monkey?

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Boy:
Ma-ma! Of course Rod the monkey! What other Rod is there?

Mama: I like him real good. Why all the questions? You hungry for fish?

Boy: I can't get no one to come over here. Seems like maybe the other kids don't like my animals.

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Mama:
Them albino animals? Well, those kids can just get back on their high horses. Those creatures are beautiful. All of 'em.

Boy: Mama?

Mama: [exasperated] What now?

Boy: The house stinks like fish. Maybe that's why the other kids don't come over.

Mama: [pointing cleaning knife at him] I'll cut their smellers right off.

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Boy:
But mama--then they'll wanna come over even less.

Mama: If they can't eat fish, I can't abide them.

Boy: Mama, I ain't got no friends!

Mama: Huh! You wanna talk friends? This fish probably had friends. Did him a lot of good. There I am hacking him up with a knife, then we're gonna eat him. What good did his friends do him?

Boy: Yeah....I guess you're right, mama.

Mama: You're damn straight I'm right. [Holds out knife toward him] You wanna clean?

Boy: Sure, thanks, mama.

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