Our mission is to help lonely, disillusioned "men" like you find their special lady for love and marriage. We put you in touch with dating, matchmaking and introduction agencies all over the world. They'll help you find that special lady, wherever she may be (except L.A.).

You can start searching for that special lady as soon as you finish that can of Pringles. Pick from the following regions:

• Russia
  
• North Korea
  
• Detroit
  
• Sierra Leone
  
• Sudan
  
• The Mall
  
• Angola
  
• Albania
  
• Hustler

Why would an American man want a foreign wife? Because American women are stupid, fat and lazy. The plain truth is that American men often feel that American women have lost the sort of values they are looking for in a wife (whore). We often hear men describe American women as “shallow”, “selfish”, “smarter than me”, “decadent”, “divorce happy”, “too busy to salt the venison that I shot”. Whether you agree or disagree with these views, the fact is that there are lots of men looking for ladies with "old fashioned" family values (whore). They want a wife who takes the marriage bond seriously, wants to have children, and puts her willingness to be mistreated above all else.

Getting in touch with foreign ladies seeking marriage has never been easier. Political and economic strife in far away lands has left millions of women desperate, willing to screw just about anything for a little bit of money and a visa. These women are of all ages, shapes and sizes, and come from all ethnic, religious and socioeconomic groups. With our service, you’ve got the ability to search a large database for ladies of specific ages (e.g., 17), physical descriptions (e.g., big tits), weights (e.g., skinny, big tits), education levels (e.g., zero), and with or without children (e.g., without).

There are a lot of myths surrounding the "mail-order bride" business. First, you must remember that you will not be buying a wife, just renting something that talks funny. Also, if you have fantasies about acquiring a servant or sex slave, than you’re in the right place. But be careful. Some of our women, especially those from Eastern European countries, are well educated professionals (spies) who have fallen on hard times since the collapse of the Soviet Union. They are not looking for a subservient role in a relationship, but rather a good in to top secret nuclear facilities; someone like you.

Good luck to you. We at International Wife Finders hope you find the love of your life.